{"id":475,"date":"2019-06-03T21:12:53","date_gmt":"2019-06-03T21:12:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=475"},"modified":"2019-06-03T21:12:53","modified_gmt":"2019-06-03T21:12:53","slug":"sarcastic-sentry-volume-6-4-issue-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=475","title":{"rendered":"Sarcastic Sentry  Volume 6.4, Issue 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019re kidding!<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2019\/05\/30\/nearly-nine-in-ten-illegal-aliens-recently-released-into-u-s-not-showing-up-to-court-hearings\/<\/p>\n<p>Nearly 90 percent of illegal aliens released into this country with a mandatory court date to determine their continued stay here fail to show up. Well, who knew?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/surprised.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-476\" src=\"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/06\/surprised.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"253\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That could be because only 12% of these aliens who actually complete the asylum process actually are granted asylum. Most are discovered to be liars, criminals, and other worthless scum. So they apply, are given a date to appear, then released and never heard from again\u2014until they commit another crime. A heinous one, often times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019re kidding! https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2019\/05\/30\/nearly-nine-in-ten-illegal-aliens-recently-released-into-u-s-not-showing-up-to-court-hearings\/ Nearly 90 percent of illegal aliens released into this country with a mandatory court date to determine their continued stay here fail to show up. Well, who knew? &nbsp; That could be because only 12% of these aliens who actually complete the asylum process actually are granted asylum. Most are discovered to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":477,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions\/477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}