{"id":322,"date":"2016-11-09T14:06:50","date_gmt":"2016-11-09T14:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=322"},"modified":"2022-10-08T16:12:30","modified_gmt":"2022-10-08T16:12:30","slug":"sarcastic-sentry-volue-5-issue-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=322","title":{"rendered":"Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.11, Issue 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Iran captures and imprisons more Americans mere days after being paid to release previous batch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Americans visiting the Islamic State of Iran will have to stop by an obscure office offshoot of the TSA before boarding their plane.\u00a0 There, they will have a procedure to subcutaneously inject a small GPS transmitter.\u00a0 This is to better enable the Iranian Revolutionary Guard to find the Americans and take them into custody for crimes against the state.\u00a0 The transmitters are supplied by the Iranians and the frequencies used are blocked to the Americans, particularly the NSA so that once in Iran, they cannot be tracked by friendly government forces for later rescue.<\/p>\n

This is a precondition for travel to Iran and was negotiated by Secretary of State John Kerry, who, in case you did not know, served in Vietnam.\u00a0 This stipulation was part of the ransom recently paid to the Iranians in order to have the previous collection of hostages released to the tune of $100 million each.<\/p>\n

Oh, and the procedure is paid for by the traveler and is not covered by any provisions of Obamacare.<\/p>\n

Attorney General Loretta Lynch Pleads the Fifth<\/strong><\/p>\n

The highest law officer in the land pleaded the Fifth Amendment during an investigation by Congress into the Iranian Ransom case.\u00a0 She was sent a list of questions by prosecutors and declined to answer them fully, stated they had previously been answered, or ignored the question.\u00a0 The top cop in the land evades questions during an investigation about the biggest ransom for hostages crisis since Reagan was accused of selling arms for hostages.<\/p>\n

In other news, Monopoly “get out of jail free” cards were issued to all senior Cabinet officials and their staff so they could continue to govern the “most transparent” administration in the world.<\/p>\n

Right…the most transparently corrupt,, that is.<\/p>\n

And the media yawns.<\/p>\n

Trump wins the Presidency.<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the final weeks of this election cycle the main themes were character related against both candidates.\u00a0 Trump was on tape making “vulgar remarks” about specific women and women in general.\u00a0 He used the word “pussy”.\u00a0 And suddenly this is beyond the pale of acceptability.\u00a0 Excuse me, but a poll just came out suggesting that women say the word “fuck” more than men do.\u00a0 (In general–not more than I do.)<\/p>\n

The media were all up in arms, their liberals whining lapdogs too, about the things he SAID.\u00a0 They turned a blind eye to the things Clinton DID.<\/p>\n

She denied increased security apparatuses in Benghazi that resulted in 4 Americans dying.\u00a0 She used a private, unsecured server to send and receive classified emails about the nation’s foreign policy.\u00a0 She took money from countries that do far worse things to women than say “pussy”.\u00a0 She sold access to herself and her rapist husband in order to enrich themselves through their money laundering scheme also known as the Clinton Foundation.\u00a0 She used her non-clearance holding Filipino house maid to print classified documents.\u00a0 There are untold corpses in he political wake.\u00a0 She was kicked off the Nixon investigation team for unethical behavior.<\/p>\n

But we’re worried about Trump saying the word “pussy”.\u00a0 I’ll tell you what.\u00a0 You show me a man who has never used that word, and I’ll show you a woman.<\/p>\n

Okay, Donald, you proved every pundit wrong.\u00a0 You’ve poked the eye of the establishment and proved them wrong.\u00a0 Our nation just got a four year reprieve.\u00a0 You have the house and Senate, too.\u00a0 Don’t neglect that contract you made with us.\u00a0 Else, the lot of you will be booted out and the Republican party will die a pancreatic cancer death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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