{"id":370,"date":"2018-03-23T23:57:36","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T23:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=370"},"modified":"2018-03-23T23:57:36","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T23:57:36","slug":"sarcastic-sentry-volume-3-3-issue-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"Sarcastic Sentry Volume 3.3, Issue 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not content with the flimsy and noncommittal \u201cgender fluid\u201d naming convention, many uber-liberal parents have begun naming their children (offspring?) (spawn?) after various chemicals.\u00a0 Some have even begun stringing various letters and number together creating monikers virtually impossible to pronoun.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>The phenomenon began with parents, who despite the DNA and obvious sex of their child (based on physical genitalia), began giving offspring names that masked masculinity or femininity.\u00a0 Names like Skylar, Justice, Riley, and others began climbing the charts of popularity tracked by such organizations as the Social Security Agency, and quite contradictorily, Planned Parenthood.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>These parents often eschew traditional and especially religious names, breaking generational norms such as naming sons after fathers or grandfathers.\u00a0 Soon to be gone are the Juniors and (name) III.\u00a0 Instead these spousal units (since \u201cmother and father\u201d are shunned in aggressively progressive countries like Canada) have decided that the child should be free to decide their own gender based on societal inputs and personal impulses rather than norms.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>The first phase of this new naming convention quickly yielded to using precious metals like Gold and Platinum.\u00a0 However, following the murder of a child named Diamond by the sibling Cubic Zirconium, the parents were each punished for their negligence of slighting one child with a name the other with something obviously of lower intrinsic worth than the other.\u00a0 The mineral Mica was almost immediately banished based on it sounding like Micah, a purely masculine name and also being a prophet in the Bible.\u00a0 Any hint of religiosity, especially that of the Christian faith is expressing forbidden.\u00a0 Given that Micah was likely Jewish was even more of a curse.<\/span><\/p>\n

Numbers and letters followed in suit, but were quickly ruled out as by their very nature, these names imply order, hierarchy, and thus rank.\u00a0 As A is before B in the alphabet.\u00a0 Does that mean that A is superior to B?\u00a0 Even if B was born first?\u00a0 Indeed, like the character 7 of 9 from Star Trek fame, numbers quickly lost favor due to the connotation of mathematical value.\u00a0 Indeed, the differences of odd versus even numbers, ordinal and prime numbers proved too exclusionary<\/span><\/p>\n

Thus, randomness has become the \u201corder\u201d of the day.\u00a0 In fact, lottery style name generators have become a boon business in hospitals providing such names as B67F4HJ0, like the VIN of an automobile.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Mohamed is still quite popular and cherished since it is Islamic despite the prophet Mohamed being a child pedophile and rapist.\u00a0 Any celebration of child sexual assault and\/or pornography is celebrated and encouraged to aid the child in being free to select their gender for any particular phase of life.\u00a0 The child does not have gender foisted on them by society.\u00a0 They are free to choose over and again based on how they feel any given day.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Not content with the flimsy and noncommittal \u201cgender fluid\u201d naming convention, many uber-liberal parents have begun naming their children (offspring?) (spawn?) after various chemicals.\u00a0 Some have even begun stringing various letters and number together creating monikers virtually impossible to pronoun. \u00a0The phenomenon began with parents, who despite the DNA and obvious sex of their child […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions\/371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writeofcenter.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}