Sarcastic Sentry Volume 4, Issue 5

Hurricane Matthew

Thirteen deaths in the US are attributed to Hurricane Matthew in the US.  In comparison, hundreds are killed in Haiti from the same storm.  It should be noted that the path of the hurricane only touched the western most tip of the island nation.  Many more are expected to die as a result of cholera.  Since 2010 over $650 million in European and over $700 million in US aid has gone to Haiti for obviously no good use.  Over a 13 billion dollars and this small island nation is no better off in disaster preparation.

What should we expect when the desired action is to throw money at an obviously corrupt and inept government?  Hell, the average 15 year old female is he mother of two from different fathers.  If a girl reaches 16 and is not a mother, they think something must be wrong with her.

Third world country status here, only insults third world countries.  Yet we continue to throw money into this sinkhole.  I understand humanitarian aid, but this is a farce.  We are so stupid.

Trump really is a guy

So it seems that Donald J Trump is the latest victim of stupidity of a “hot mic”.  These celebrities never figure out that the microphone is always recording just like the camera is.

Trump is caught in a locker r0oom quality conversation talking about how he is able to bed married women at will.  “They let you do it.”  “But nothing you wouldn’t hear in a football team locker room, or your standard sex-themed joke.  And it was ELEVEN years ago, long before Trump announced any political aspirations.  And the world is shocked.  The guy has a pecker and at times it takes over the speaking part of his brain.

On the other hand, his opponent is a career politician.  She, just three years ago, in a speech where she was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to give, Hillary told the attending audience how she dreams of a world with free trade, and open borders.

I’ll pause while that sinks in.  Hillary dreams of a world with no taxes on trade between nations.  Even those (like China) that manipulate their own currency to give the an unfair advantage.  She dreams of open borders where anyone can travel to and reside wherever they want without regard to immigration laws.

She even stated that she squares her belief by realizing that one has to have “public and private positions”.    Another pause.

She just admitted that she speaks with a forked tongue.  She says one thing for public consumption.  But what she says when she is paid is what she really thinks.  How very political and two faced.  She admits that what she says at public rallies is a lie–just what she thinks you want to hear–the acceptable position.  But she really thinks something else.

And people are aghast at what Trump said, and people aren’t even told what Hillary said.  They want Trump to withdraw from the race.  Hillary’s comments are yawned at by the media.

I’m not a Trump fan.  I think the country is screwed no matter who wins.  But the sheer duplicity in the double standard is so damning as to make one want to recoil from the whole process.

Put down your God damn phone

Every single day, I encounter some moron so absorbed in their digital world that they aren’t paying attention when the traffic light turns from red to green.  Many times I am number two in line.  I used to politely honk my horn to prod people back to this world and remind them the look up from that 4-inch screen and pay attention to the world outside their windshield.  It was like it became my fucking job to reel them in so that they step on the gas and move along so I could get to work.  I’m sorry, but that falls too much into the description of being a personal assistant.  I’m not doing anything like that without getting paid.  No thanks.  I just wait.  If the light turns red again, that’s just the way it is.  I plan extra time into my trips just for idiots like this.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 4 Issue 4

The United Nations Concludes the US pay reparations to the black population.

A sub-panel of foreign bleeding heart liberals has come to the conclusion that the US owes reparations to the black population currently residing in the US.  The panel suggests reparations could come in the form of “a formal apology, health initiatives, educational opportunities … psychological rehabilitation, technology transfer and financial support, and debt cancellation.”

Wait, aren’t we already doing these things?  What are welfare, food stamps, housing subsidies, and loan subsidies?  Didn’t we nearly destroy our own economy with the sub-prime mortgage collapse?  That was when we gave people (of all color, mind you) really high dollar loans knowing that they would never be able to pay it back.

A family on government assistance can make as much as $49000 (in Hawaii) in value of program benefits, per year just for breathing.  It varies state to state, with the average being about $35,000.  These blood suckers “earn” less from Uncle Sam as their own real job income increases, so the incentive to work harder and make more decreases.

What about the UN paying for all of the sexual slavery scandals they’ve been involved with?

The allegations come amid one of the biggest scandals to plague the United Nations in years. Since the U.N. peacekeeping mission here began in 2014, its employees have been formally accused of sexually abusing or exploiting 42 local civilians, most of them underage girls.  Only one criminal charge has been filed in relation to any of the 42 cases of sexual abuse or exploitation that have been officially registered in the Central African Republic, according to U.N. officials.

It is not the first deployment in which U.N. forces have been accused of sexual abuse. In Bosnia in the 1990s, peacekeepers were accused of soliciting sex from women who had been trafficked and virtually enslaved in local brothels. In the Democratic Republic of the Congo in the early 2000s, more than 150 allegations of abuse and exploitation were registered against peacekeepers, and U.N. investigators found that many of the alleged victims were orphans. U.N. missions in Kosovo, Haiti, Liberia and other places also have been tarnished by such allegations.

(Previous two paragraphs by Kevin Sieff, February 27, 2016, Washington Post.)

So don’t come lecturing us on who we owe money to based on our “transgressions”.

Navy Female Sits Out the National Anthem.

Janaye Ervin, a Naval Reservist sat down during the playing of the National Anthem.  Naturally, she says she was defending the Constitution.  Never mind that she was disrespecting the flag as well as those who fought and died for her “right” to free speech.  The Navy quickly pointed out that regulations require military members, on off duty to stand and face the flag during the National Anthem.  If in uniform they salute.  Out of uniform they can either salute or place their right hand over their heart.  If the flag is not visible, they render the hand motions in the direction of the music.

She faces disciplinary action under Article 92 of the UCMJ.  This is a “catch all” article that will carry little serious weight, probably only a small financial penalty and maybe a rank reduction.  As she is a Reservist, she faces no restrictions on her movement or confinement.  Depending on her time in service and how fast or slow she has achieved rank, it may have a bearing on her ability to reenlist.

I say boot the bitch out.  Go be a community organizer.

College Marching Band Kneels While Playing the Anthem

Eastern Carolina University’s marching band had several members kneels during their playing the National Anthem.  Some knelt and did not even play their instruments.  They were promptly booed off the field by many in the stands.  That sentiment continued when the band returned at halftime to play.

Good for that crowd.

I think the similarly thinking alumni should remember this when they are next asked for a donation to keep the school afloat.  Vote with your checkbook.  Maybe the dean and school board members can go ask that fool Kapernick to make up the difference in what the charitable contributions are from what they need.  He started this nonsense, after all.

 

 

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 4 Issue 3

I guess we DO negotiate with Terrorists
It all comes down as to which timeline or which background you want to believe.  When the Shah was overthrown in 1979 and the US Embassy taken over with all the hostages, the US froze several billion dollars of assets the Iranians had in US banks.  Part of this was $400 million that was paid for military equipment (F14 Tomcats and parts) that we never delivered.  (They probably still have pristine versions of the aircraft that don’t fly because they can’t fix them.)
We also agreed to have an arbiter negotiate the amount we would return to Iran these 35 years later.  The Iranians wanted $10 billion.  The B. Hussein administration was afraid they’d get it.  So we went behind everyone’s back and made a secret private deal for $1.7 billion…the $400 million plus interest.
Then there was the nuclear cave-in, er, negotiation that B. Hussein is so proud of.  We release their economy to flourish if they promise to stop trying to make a bomb.  We all remember the three weeks they were given to stonewall inspectors from any particular site and how the inspectors cannot enter ANY military site.  Never mind that now they have the cash to simply buy a bomb (France), and have repeatedly stated their desire to wipe Israel off the map.
Then there were the hostages.  They held 5 of ours, we held 7 of theirs.  Prisoner exchange talks went on.
All these negotiations were happening at about the same time by teams that supposedly did not collaborate with each other.  Right.
So the left, the Johnny-Come-Lately to the debate New York Times Editorial Board sends this out:
“The truth is that the administration withheld the payment to ensure Iran didn’t renege on its promise to free three detainees — a Washington Post journalist, a Marine veteran and a Christian pastor. That’s pragmatic diplomacy not capitulation.”  (NYT Editorial Board 8-23-16)  They state this days after others have made a strong case that the money was ransom.  Okay, so the prisoner swap was supposed to be a separate thing.  Anyone speaking prisoners and money exchanges in the same sentence automatically ties them together even if your intent was the opposite.  If the Iranians are so untrustworthy (and they are) that you want to hold back money to make sure they let them go, maybe we shouldn’t have negotiated all of these things so closely together.
The right, with the Washington Times and the feckless Reince Priebus parrot the other side:
“U.S. officials wouldn’t let Iranians take control of the money until a Swiss Air Force plane carrying three freed Americans departed from Tehran on Jan. 17, the officials said. Once that happened, an Iranian cargo plane was allowed to bring the cash back from a Geneva airport that day, according to the accounts,” The Journal wrote.  Victor Morton Washington Times, 8-17-16
 
“It’s time for the Obama White House to drop the charade and admit it paid a $400 million ransom to the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. President Obama has foolishly put a price on the head of every American abroad and it should be no surprise that Iran has since detained more U.S. citizens,” RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said in a statement that went on to attack Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton.
Reince has a point since Iran HAS detained more people since.  Why not?  We’ve proven a willingness to negotiate—being a straight swap of prisoners, a weak and hole shot nuclear arms treaty, or with pure cash. Robin Shahini, visiting his ailing mother in Iran.  Shahini is neither a political or human rights activist.  He was detained on vague charges like “conducting crimes against the Islamic Republic”.  That could be a simple as rolling your eyes at a cleric.  His family in Iran was warned to not speak with the media about Robin’s arrest.  They don’t have $400 million to be sure, but their speech is being held ransom.
It is obvious that no special operations team would be able to infiltrate the country and secure our peoples’ release.  We don’t have the human intelligence (HUMINT) on the ground feeding us data about the hostage whereabouts.  And we are not going to go on a war footing for a few “non-elite” citizens.  That leaves us with few real options.  We could round up their citizens and detain them and go for another prisoner swap.  But this president doesn’t have the sack for it.  That leaves us just sending warnings to people asking them to reconsider their plans to go there.  Meanwhile the administration will raid the coffers or borrow from China to pay for the next round of releases.
John Vessey, former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs passes away
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I met him once as a hard charging Corporal from the 82nd Airborne.  I was a “gun-bunny” at the time, a cannon crewman on a M102 howitzer.  We’d jumped in during exercise Reforger, I think in 1982.  The General came through asking us how the war games were going.  Me, being who I was throughout my career, told it like it was.  “It’s a cluster-fuck.  I’ve been here two hours and already died twice.”  The General grinned, and shook my hand.  The Battery Commander, and the whole staff winced and rolled their eyes.  The Chief Smoke said he’d speak to me later but never did.
Rest in peace, Sir.
 
B. Hussein finally visits Louisiana.
Twelve days after an unnamed storm dumped more than three times as much rain as what fell during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, B. Hussein finally made a photo-op appearance coming to tour a portion of the devastated parishes around the capital for 3 hours before heading back to Washington.  He waited until his 16-day vacation was completed where he logged his 300th round of golf during his presidency.
Flashback to 2005:
August 29th, Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans.  (Part you probably don’t know, but I have a picture to prove it) was that a barge broke free from its mooring and slammed into the levee wall breaching it, allowing the waters to rush into the Lower Ninth Ward.  Bush was in California commemorating a VJ-Day on Tuesday while still monitoring the reports from New Orleans.  Bush was criticized for not returning to Washington from a short vacation in Texas until Wednesday—two DAYS after the hurricane struck.  Two days, versus twelve days.  Bush overflew the devastated region and then returned on Friday.  So, okay we’ll say four days versus 12.  But Bush wasn’t golfing and rubbing elbows with athletes and Hollywood stars, either.
Then there is the golf thing.  Bush was criticized while in office for golfing while he had Soldiers in harm’s way.  He logged an incredible 24 round during his 8 years of Presidency.  I do that many in a year.  B. Hussein played his 300th round on July 16th.  I guess we don’t have troops in harm’s way anymore.
Hey, media goons!  WTF?