ISIS wins suit over United States in the US Supreme Court.

The Islamic State this week won a landmark legal battle against the United States following a guidance/directive that Soldiers not wear their uniforms while off duty or traveling off major military installations.

The guidance memo was circulated in the aftermath of the domestic terrorism killing of four US Marines and a Sailor in Chattanooga last week. The “lone gunman” as defined by B. Hussein Obama, the Protector-In-Chief of all things Muslim, attacked a military recruitment center and then a Reserve Installation before being righteously slaughtered by law enforcement.

The military personnel were unable to do anything but duck and cover, or run and hide in the wake of an antiquated 1992 directive enacted by William Jefferson Clinton that makes all such facilities gun-free zones. Soldiers are forbidden to carry weapons unless they are military police. Instead they circle lazily inside office buildings with massive glass fronts like so many fish in a bowl.

ISIS sued because the directive, if followed, would in essence camouflage the targets…er….Soldiers making them harder to detect against the equally at risk and rewarding civilian population. Such a lack of distinction, they argued, made it more difficult for them to exact a horrific enough kill ratio which would then hinder their chances at a speedy entrance into heaven. This, they argued was a violation of their expression of religious freedom.

The Court ruled 6-3 in favor of ISIS with only Justices Alito, Thomas, and Scalia dissenting. The majority opinion sided with ISIS pointing out the flagrant violation calling it a persecution of Allah-obeying freedom fighters.

A lesser ruling calling for these Soldiers to also be tied to posts to make them easier targets was put down with the majority opinion stating that ISIS instead had to either practice their marksmanship skills, or bring more ammunition to their next atrocity killing site.

 

 

Hillary Clinton wins suit against NSA.

Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton won in a lawsuit against the NSA gaining access to the archived digital intercepts the NSA collected during her tenure as Secretary of State and in the years following her exiting government “service”.

In the presidential race, Hillary was seeing her polling numbers decrease exponentially and learned that along with the emails she had illegally deleted, she had erased all of her fake Twitter follower handles and was unable to falsely boost her favorability ratings.

The NSA was ordered to hand over the files including all email intercepts without delay and without making back up copies. Hillary was ordered to cleanse these files of “personal” emails and then hand over the remaining seven emails to Chairman Trey Gowdy, investigating the Benghazi murder of four Americans.

Gowdy filed an appeal stating that Clinton would simply erase any damning evidence against her and that he already had the seven emails she would be handing over. The Court sniffed arrogantly at Gowdy and said, “Nah nah na-nah nah” before sticking their tongues out and their thumbs in their ears.

Mrs. Clinton’s ratings are expected to recover quickly giving her more time to plan how to either buy or steal the 2016 election.

 

People are just plain rude these days. I, for one, do not put up with it I don’t just walk on and not say something back. Some might say that makes me rude. I say it makes me a teacher, almost a historian.

For example, at my fitness center one day, leaving the locker room area, a small girl ran beside me trying to get to the ice cream freezer where she immediately began wailing and braying like a bronco at a rodeo. As she came along side me, there wasn’t sufficient room for her to open the freezer and touch all of the ice cream bars before selecting the one she demanded. So she pushed me to the side by running into my leg. The ensuing conversation:

 

Steve: Pardon me all over the place.

Child’s mother: You’ll have to excuse her. She’s only five.

Steve: Actually, I don’t have to. She’s five. What better time for someone to be teaching her manners. Too bad she doesn’t have that person in her life.

Child’s mother (visually taken aback): Why never…

Steve: Never what? Had someone speak truth to your misplaced sense of entitlement? Isn’t it a bitch when reality collides with your fantasy?

 

Another example, I’m driving in a parking lot and I see a guy well outside the walking distance of where I’m driving in my lane. I could easily pass by him before he gets to where he would walk across the lane without even having to speed up. Instead, the guy begins trotting to close the distance. So I slow down, giving him the lane to cross before I drive through. Once he sees me do this, he stops trotting and starts walking again. He does not even give a “thank you” hand gesture. My passenger window seemed to come down all by itself…

 

Steve: You’re welcome, Asshole.

Guy: What did you say? Come here!

 

I stopped the truck and exited coming around the driver side of the truck. I was fully 4 inches taller, 30 pounds heavier, and infinitely more pissed off than he was.

Steve: Yes? Need something?

Guy: Uh… Thank you. No, that’s it.

And he walked into the pedicure salon to suck his thumb while he had his feet worked on by some Asian girl.

People have forgotten basic civility. They have turned their backs on the premise of helping each other so that we all do better. I’m not talking about communism. I’m talking about being neighborly. Coke used to have a commercial along this line where a person sees another in distress and hands them a cold, (I mean dripping cold) Coke. Just as their about to take a sip, another persons goes through some tragedy. They hand off the Coke. And so on. People helping people they don’t even know. Showing empathy. Stepping out of their comfort zone. Being human.

Instead, we walk through life with our nose glued to our iPhone, just waiting for the next government hand out. Until we return to being human, we will lose any culture battle the progressives want to throw at us.