So, I’m now convinced that the left simply cannot function without resorting to name calling or some other playground-based childish “sticks like glue” approach. The Vice President, Uncle Joe Gaffe called the GOP homophobes today. Look, douchebag, you already have the gay vote. You already have the Hispanic vote despite the amount of times Jeb Bush or Rubio go on the stump and speak their native tongue. Calling us homophobes is akin to assuming Jews are anti-Nazi.

See, Republicans still adhere and cling to some form of belief in a higher power. That power frowns on guys sucking other guys off, or girls carpet munching. You can’t prove that it is a natural behavior any more than I can prove it is learned behavior. An equal number of people think they are born gay as have been “converted” through the power of a faith-based religion.

But liberals are all progressive based; secular. Anything goes. If it feels good, do it. It’s all relative. Don’t judge me. I’m a victim. It’s somebody else’s fault cause I can’t possibly be responsible or wrong. If you don’t believe in a higher power, what else is there? The state? The gubmint? I don’t picture the state answering any prayers. But once you expand someone’s awareness beyond their own needs and existence, they begin to see that they have a purpose equal to others around them. The state and the left way of thinking wants for you to only think to the end of your own nose.

C’mon Joe, everyone wants you to enter the race. Quit being so coy saying you’re thinking about it. After all, the Comedian Stage Acting Guild has already given you their endorsement. They are absolutely positive you are going to provide an endless stream of gaffes and slips along with the occasional grope or inappropriate fondle of someone else’s wife. The Republicans especially want you to enter. What accomplishments can you point to? The only thing you have is the coattails you’ve been riding on these past 7 years. Even Donald Trump would stand a chance against you.