In a confirmation of what anti-US environmentalists always believed, a massive stockpile of molten carbon has been located under the land mass of the United States.  This collection would have devastating results to global life and to the environment if even a fraction of it were to be released.

Estimated at 700 million metric tonnes, just a release of one percent would be the equivalent of burning 2.3 trillion barrels of oil.  That is about 9326 times the yearly world consumption.

Located largely under the reliably red states of Montana, Wyoming, and Utah, and formerly red state Colorado, Congresswomen Nancy “Plastic face” Pelosi and Maxine Waters were quick to make the connection to a Republican plot and focused in quickly on former Vice President Dick Cheney whom we all know used to be the CEO of Halliburton.  That the reservoir also extends under Washington and Oregon was attributed to the likely illegal horizontal drilling (fracking) authorized by Cheney and his puppet George W. Bush.

“What can you expect?” Waters, asked.  “He’s a scumbag just like the current administration.”

Reality check here, folks.  The “lake” of molten carbon really does exist.  It is, however, a naturally occurring thing.  Also, Maxine Waters did in fact call the current Trump Administration officials scumbags.

Yes, a sitting member of Congress called the new Cabinet Members scumbags.  So much for civility in politics.  But then, what can we expect, really?  This is from a woman who forgot where the humanitarian crisis in Syria was taking place, and also accused the Russians of recently invading Korea.

If liberals are not unhinged, they make up for it by just being damn dumb.  “Once I’ve made up my mind, do not try to confuse me with the facts.”