Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.4 Issue 8

Purvis Buttree, the Boulder local chapter president of TWAHNOP (Trannies Who Absolutely Have No Other Purpose) filed suit today on behalf of other leftists who feel outraged at what they call a religious overreach and persecution. The church in town has a large cross atop its spire. While they can’t sue to have the church razed, or the cross removed, Purvis is suing because when he eats lunch in the park across the street, the shadow of the cross projects where he eats. It forces him to eat his kale and avocado salad bathed in the darkness cast by the cross. Purvis states that he is ready to take his case all the way to the Ninth Circuit court where he feels he’ll get a fair hearing.

Sound crazy? Only a little far fetched, actually. While this story is fiction, others like it are real.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/peace-cross-memorial-at-center-of-landmark-supreme-court-fight-over-religious-displays

In Maryland, a deep blue state, some idiots are suing to have a cross removed from a city square. They feel the cross represents a breach of, wait for it, the “wall” separating Church and State. Roy Speckhardt, executive director of the American Humanist Association, states that it is “unfair to suggest that a cross could represent all veterans when clearly not all veterans are Christians.”

Inscribed at the base of the monument are four words: Valor, Endurance, Courage and Devotion. There are no written references to God, Christianity or religion. Speckhardt points out the original contributors to the memorial signed a pledge, stating, “With our motto, ‘One God, one Country and one Flag,’ we contribute to this memorial cross commemorating the memory of those who have not died in vain.” Speckhardt and other groups like his want the cross removed or redesigned, such as removing the horizontal arms.

Why not redesign it into the shape of an erect penis? That would probably fit in with their design criteria and not offend them.

If this case is ruled in their favor, it is only a matter of time before they come for the markers at Arlington. After all, they are in the shape of a cross. Except for the Jews. They have a star of David atop their markers. The horror!

Imagine Purvis actually visiting Arlington. Not likely but that doesn’t reduce the legal injury he would say he felt. He would have to go and see all these crosses and stars. If he actually had a relative laid to rest there, he wouldn’t want to see a cross there, even if his relative WAS Christian. He isn’t alive now. The memorial is for us, not the dead Christian. Imagine his shocked face if the shadow of one of these crosses cast across his relative’s plot. Or worse, one of those damn Jew markers casting the shadow of superiority over his uncle!

I’ve said it before but it bears repeating. What happens when one of these insane leftists realizes that the land itself once belonged to Robert E. Lee, a former slave owner? We’d better start looking for a new spot to bury all our honored dead.

I guess we could remove all the markers and just put up blocks of white granite. But then they would complain that some of the buried have preferred locations over others. I’d suggest segregating the Christians from the Jews from the atheists but they ruled against segregation of plots in 1984. Then again, who would get to decide where each sect of people would get reburied?

This is yet again, just another idiot attempting to take a chisel to a sacred fabric of tradition and society. But they are never going to stop. Their own sense of superiority won’t let them.