In August of 2014, I did two weeks in Europe with my wife, our kid, and her sister. It was one of those Viking Cruises that you may have seen n TV (Spend less time getting there and more time being there). It was our second cruise with Viking. This one had us starting in Prague (Czech Republic) and ending in Paris.
Czech, Italy, Germany, Ireland, Luxembourg, and France–I’ve been in all six during the last seven years. Ranked in order of preference:
1) Italy, 2) Ireland, 3) Germany, 4) Luxembourg, 5) Czech, 6) France
Italy was the best trip so far (2011), followed by Ireland (2007). Italy was clean (except for the shithole called Naples), the food and wine were delicious. It was easy to get anywhere locally by foot, and the trains were high speed, cheap, and accessible. Ireland was green and over flowing with beer. Smoking is prohibited anywhere in a public place. One beer is enough to put you DUI, so most people walk to pubs.
Germany and Luxembourg and largely the same–very clean. Orderly. Things run on time here. Beer is plentiful and delicious. I speak a little German so I’m not totally lost.
Czech and France. I’m glad I went but I won’t be back. These are wierd culture countries. Here, most of the men (aged 15-35) seem to be obessed by dressing and looking like their women. And they are succeeding. There are few Justin Bieber haircuts here. Most guys have a jelled “push a wedge up in the middle” hairstyle, or some other forward projecting appendage that could double as a sail on a jetty. They all wear skinny jeans, most often with some highly female stitching pattern on the back pockets. None of them seem to project a “package” while wearing these jeans so there has to be some “fruitcup stuffing to the rear” going on. I would think that would be painful if one sat down. Maybe they just have small sacks. Their shoes, if casual are a rainbow assortment of boat style sneakers. Dress shoes all have a tapered end that projects out about three inches from where the toes really end. It makes their feet all look like size 14.
In the Czech Republic, a telling sign came from our guide “Charlie” who told us about when the Russians had last been there and the possibility of the ever coming back. He said, “25% would welcome them, 25% would run for the hills, and 50% would not give a damn.” Notice that no percentage would stand and fight. No, that is the job for Americans.
Everyone smokes in France. It is allowed in many eating establishments as well. It turns the stomach to watch your server stand outside and smoke, then without washing his hands, grab your dinner plates and serve you.
France enjoys a 35 hour work week. You automatically earn 2 weeks vacation as soon as you start working full time. Do some math. 5 hours less per week times 50 weeks is 250 hours. At 35 hours a week, that is just over 7 weeks. Lunch is two hours long and the meal is paid for by your employer. 50 more hours not worked is another week and a half. So compared to Americans, the French work just over 41 weeks a year to our 50. The employer splits the transportation costs of the employee also. College? Paid for…for as long as you want to attend.
With so many perks, it is no wonder their taxes are so high and why they experienced zero GDP growth for two straight quarters.
The best part of the trip, aside from coming home, was the adventure to Normandy. If you are military you already know what I am talking about. No one can pass up walking on Omaha Beach if you’ve ever served. I won’t stop going to Europe. I’ll just be more selective as to where.