French authorities are speculating why they found an explosive vest near where the last sighting of Saleh Abdeslam was known.  They wonder if he “abandoned his mission”.  They ponder if he ditched the vest because of a technical issue.

I’ll tell you why.

He poses for macho pictures in military gear and cold icy stares.  But he doesn’t have the spine or resolve to go through all the way.  He likes other morons to do that.  He talks a tough game.  But he’s a little short in the cleats when the game whistle blows.

He’s a pussy.