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Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.4, Issue 2

Senator McCain explains the depth of his butt hurt and inadvertently reveals who he really is.

The sometimes tough on illegal immigration (usually around election time against a viable competitor, the Senator from Arizona whined to the press (again) that he has yet to meet the President since his being elected over two months ago.  As though that task should somehow highlight the President’s to-do list…  McCain made his complaint naturally, while he was out of the country—again.  He complained that Trump needs to do some outreach.

“Do some outreach.  Get to know some of the Democratic leaders.  You can find common ground.”

Note he left out “Republican”.  McCain is a closet Democrat at worst, a RINO at best.

It is clear that Trump and McCain are not now nor ever will be Facebook friends.  But really.  Why should Trump reach out to this buffoon?  McCain is busy running a shadow government along with Obama, from foreign soil no less.

McCain even agrees with Nancy Pelosi in the establishment of a select committee to investigate the spying on the presidential elections, Trump campaign communications, professing his displeasure and lack of confidence in Chairman Devin Nunes.

McCain in the press and (foreign press):

2/10/17—Dictators Get Started By Suppressing the Free Press

2/17/17—Administration is in Disarray

2/20/17—McCain compares Trump to a Dictator to Meet The Press

2/20/17–Sen. John McCain was recently punked by Russian pranksters pretending to be Ukrainian Prime Minister Volodymyr Groysman

The guy is sore at having run and lost.  He also isn’t the favorite child of Trump.  Trump doesn’t have him on speed dial.  And McCain doesn’t like it.

Hey, John!  Shut up and work on the illegal immigration problem over running your state.  Remember this?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/aug/31/signs-in-arizona-warn-of-smuggler-dangers/

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Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.4, Issue 1

It seems that for celebrity women, Donald Trump being elected is some times a blessing or blessed curse.

Barbara Streisand (yes, she’s still alive and living in a different century than us) claims that Donald Trump being President has caused her to gain weight.  His tweets utterly force her like a Pavlovian trained dog (snicker here allowed) to gorge herself on maple syrup slathered pancakes.  She simply can’t stop eating because he exists and exists in the White House.

But she has a plan.  She’s having her cleaning, cooking, and personal assistant staff all do more workouts in order for her to drop 75-100 pounds by summer.  She isn’t doing the lifting or sweating herself.  Oh no.  Babs, doesn’t do manual anything.  The only increased activity for her is the pace at which her mandibles work downing batter.  She’s hoping for a metabolic increase that way

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On the other end of the spectrum, the homey and wholly unattractive Lena Dunham claims that the Donald being President is causing her to LOSE weight.  She does claim though, that the drop in weight has had an adverse impact on her sex life.  To her, when she was the rotund bitch it was raining men.  Now that she has dropped some of her chins and folds of flesh, men don’t seem to find her as appealing. At 135 pounds, she gets no pole.  But at 190 pounds, men flocked to her sweaty folds.

Left unsaid is that the men who find her even remotely attractive are the types who get turned down at speed dating, match.com, even match maker efforts by their overbearing mothers.  These men seemingly gravitate towards the “Jabba the Hut” variety anyway and at 190 she’d both fall for the box of chocolates bait as well as not be able to run from the sprung trap.  Hey, Lena!  You’re just a complaining bitch.  Men, find this unattractive.

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Common feature to these unwanted twats?  The blame something utterly unconnected to nor responsible for their plight.  Victimology is a religion to these types.  Leftist ideology is their scripture.  So vile is Trump to their narrow minded view on the world, and so self absorbed are they in their righteousness that they (again) find something, ANYTHING (preferably a conservative white male) to blame for their own inadequacies, weaknesses, and faults.

Who is surprised?

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.2, Issue 2

In a confirmation of what anti-US environmentalists always believed, a massive stockpile of molten carbon has been located under the land mass of the United States.  This collection would have devastating results to global life and to the environment if even a fraction of it were to be released.

Estimated at 700 million metric tonnes, just a release of one percent would be the equivalent of burning 2.3 trillion barrels of oil.  That is about 9326 times the yearly world consumption.

Located largely under the reliably red states of Montana, Wyoming, and Utah, and formerly red state Colorado, Congresswomen Nancy “Plastic face” Pelosi and Maxine Waters were quick to make the connection to a Republican plot and focused in quickly on former Vice President Dick Cheney whom we all know used to be the CEO of Halliburton.  That the reservoir also extends under Washington and Oregon was attributed to the likely illegal horizontal drilling (fracking) authorized by Cheney and his puppet George W. Bush.

“What can you expect?” Waters, asked.  “He’s a scumbag just like the current administration.”

Reality check here, folks.  The “lake” of molten carbon really does exist.  It is, however, a naturally occurring thing.  Also, Maxine Waters did in fact call the current Trump Administration officials scumbags.

Yes, a sitting member of Congress called the new Cabinet Members scumbags.  So much for civility in politics.  But then, what can we expect, really?  This is from a woman who forgot where the humanitarian crisis in Syria was taking place, and also accused the Russians of recently invading Korea.

If liberals are not unhinged, they make up for it by just being damn dumb.  “Once I’ve made up my mind, do not try to confuse me with the facts.”

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 3.2, Issue 1

I want my Binky!

Angry, pouting, and unable to cope with both the outcome of the election and the backlash from their constituencies, Senators Feinstein (D, CA) and “your Senator from New York” Chuck “mug-for-any-camera” Schumer have drafted a bill to protect protesters as well as offer solace and safety.

Called the Hollywood Actors Post President Individual Emotional Rant (HAPPIER) Act, the law sets aside as much in operating funds for psychological counseling and recovery as is already spent on providing legal assistance to illegal aliens fighting deportation.

The funds, if appropriated, will go towards legal fees to counter lawsuits of defamation that the leftist elite will endure from uttering their increasing outlandish and stupid tantrum rants.  It will later be used to offset their lost wages from no longer being able to find work as well as salary recovery from the increasingly dwindling audience willing to pay to see them perform after hearing their ridiculous diatribes.

Meryl Streep, Julia Day-Dreyfus, and several other notable leftist mouths and political geniuses are eager to see it passed.  As it is basically welfare for the rich, though, passage is unlikely.

But seriously… these cretins are unbelievable.  They preach tolerance, acceptance, free speech, and diversity.  That is until what you say is not what they believe.  At that point you become a racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe, Islamophobe, bigot, etc.  No, free speech and intelligent thought is reserved only for them and their ideology.  For years, the right has always just shrugged and turned away.  We voted with our feet and wallets.  Now the tables have turned.  We hold the reins of power and the left can’t stand it.

Prime examples: 

NCIS actor (can’t called females actresses anymore) Pauley Perrette went on a Twitter rant about President Trump.  She railed against those calling the Hollywood elite “out of touch” say that we don’t know her.  She’s overwhelmed with sorrow and doing as much as she can.  She lives in a shitty house and gives away most of her money.  She gave a historical recollection of every job she ever held while she climbed the ladder of her professional success.  She bragged about being cum laude in college and how she wanted to be a real FBI agent.  Her father is in the hospital, he dog is in rehab (for substance abuse most likely), and she’s lost three friends in a year.  Oh, and Donald Trump?  You’re not God!  Her God would not be building walls.  So this is not HER country or HER constitution.

I expect you’ll be moving then, Pauley?  I’ll help you pack.  As much as I enjoy watching NCIS, your quirky character is the most tiresome of the bunch followed quickly by the awkward grandfather/grandson relationship of the ME and his assistant.

That you take to Twitter to detail how much like the rest of us you are only proves my point.  You did this to gain followers and likes, not to bare your incredibly human and caring soul.  You are really as shallow a person as the character you play.

So you live in a shitty house.  We didn’t put you there.  Move!  Buy a better place.  Adequate shelter is one of the primary psychological needs. So your father is ill.  Welcome to reality.  All of our parents will fall ill and eventually pass on.  That you have to experience is just part of life.  Don’t deride me for not showering you with sympathy.  So you didn’t become an FBI agent.  Look in the mirror and your posted Twitter feeds.  You’ll see why.  You aren’t that material.  They saw it.  You were blind to it.

So, if this is no longer your country, you are free to leave.  You’ll likely find where ever you go, that once you tire of it (or they tire of you) it may not be as easy to leave there as it is here.

 

***Other side of the coin preemptive scoop slam***

Some may say that I’m being just as whiny by insulting her on this blog.  There is a major difference though.  My blog is closed.  I only share the very existence of it to a few select people, probably now numbering around a dozen.  Comments are not allowed.  My purpose is to clear my head, to shout via keyboard rather than out loud.  I did not take to a public, open forum, seeking approval for the rough rigors of my life and the dark pathway left before me because Killary didn’t win.  If you are reading this, it is because you chose to not because I popped up in your timeline.  I’ve been there and done that.  Else, you stumbled upon me through the billions of possible URLs out there and kept reading.  Either way, you still being here is a choice you have made.  Read on, or go away.  I’ll likely never know.

Whoppi Goldberg comparing President Trump to the Taliban.  That’s always the first and favorite place these leftist morons run to.  If you aren’t the Taliban, you are Hitler.  (See Ashley Judd’s rant for argumentative support.)  I didn’t hear Whoppi complain when the B. Hussein administration basically hacked a Fox News reporter’s laptop.  That was one way of silencing James Rosen, of silencing the press.  But that was okay, wasn’t it?

UC Berkley.  They’ve burned a portion of their own campus and damaged businesses and homes off campus.  Why?  A gay Conservative was scheduled to speak on campus.  Silly Milo.  Doesn’t he know that being gay means you HAVE to be liberal?  They wouldn’t accept you otherwise.  As they clearly demonstrated.  His event was canceled and he was removed under police protection.  That is what tolerance looks like on the left.  Free speech.  As long as it is something that I would say myself.  Else, you can’t have your forum.

Yes, you idiots are out of touch.  You’re out of power too.  Get used to it.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.1, Issue 3

Pelosi still blames George W. Bush for the state of our nation.

Recently the plastic scarecrow Nancy Pelosi announced that the real reason the deficit climbed to over 19 trillion dollars is the fault of George W. Bush.  She blamed the two unpaid-for wars, the related medical costs stemming from that, and tax cuts for the rich for the more than doubling of the nation debt.  It certainly isn’t B. Hussein’s fault.  Of course not.  However, the bitch is simply wrong.

Behold the numbers:

Revenues Deficit B. Hussein spent
2009 2.1 1.4 trillion 4.5 trillion
2010 2.14 trillion 1.28 trillion 3.42 trillion
2011 2.3 trillion 1.64 trillion 3.94 trillion
2012 2.4 trillion 1.1 trillion 3.5 trillion
2013 2.8 trillion 687 billion 3.4 trillion
2014 3 trillion 485 billion 3.5 trillion
2015 3.24 trillion 438 billion 3.678 trillion
2016 3.28 trillion 587 billion 3.85 trillion

 

Remember that nearly trillion dollar failed stimulus package?  That wasn’t Bush.  That was all B. Hussein.  And the cause of the recession?  The housing bubble crash.  The cause of that?  The Community Reinvestment Act of 1995 by Bill Clinton.  It forced banks to make loans regardless of how toxic they were or how unlikely the borrower would be able to repay them.

See the drop in the deficit in 2013 or so?  That was because B. Hussein surrendered in Iraq so we weren’t spending at the same rate.  Then we can add the sequestration strangulation (that also impacted almost exclusively the military.

Sorry, Nancy.  The 19 trillion isn’t Bush’s fault.  You, however… are:

liar–one who tells lies.

insipid–without distinctive, interesting, or stimulating qualities;

vapid–without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious

You are also out of power.  You represent a once beautiful city now over run by vagrants, illegal aliens, and homeless drug abusers and beggars.  I find it amazing that enough people are even lucid enough to find a polling booth to reelect your plastic highness.  Congratulations on finding your way to being a multi-millionaire during your political tenure.  Funny how that happened, isn’t it?

 

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.1, Issue 2

President Trump required emergency medical attention and psychological counseling following the first weekend of his Presidency.  Psychologists and Dermatologists were deployed to repair extensive cuticle damage on both hands caused from his excessive fretting and worrying about the thousands of women who marched in protest of his election.  The President reportedly chewed all of his fingernails down to the quick causing nearly uncontrolled bleeding.

The President then had several hours-long sessions with the newly appointed Presidential Shrink who, under the calming effects of hypnosis, eased the Trump’s mind about the rumor being tweeted–that if people protested for 100 straight days he would have to step down–was in fact folklore.  

–A funny, sarcastic, but likely true quip about the Women’s March came my way: 

Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years. 

Let’s analyze the basics here.  What good, to what productive end did that nationwide march do?  (Aside from the obvious cardiovascular benefits.)  So you marched for three or four hours.  What happened in the aftermath?  Is Trump not still President, or did I miss something and Hillary has moved in?  So you don’t like Trump.  Big deal.  Many people who voted for him ALSO don’t like him.  But they saw something worse in the alternative.  (That these two were the best our major parties put forward is fodder for another blog.)

So Trump has used vulgar language and said offensive, outlandish things.  Ordinarily, I would say something like “Show me a man who hasn’t said such things and I’ll show you a woman.”  Ordinarily. However, women often talk worse about their own kind than men do.  And ladies, if you would be honest with yourself and us, you know I’m right.

But you decided to walk, carry signs, wear silly pointy-eared pink hats, clog up cities streets and chant things like “Fuck Donald Trump.”  (As though this is somehow more socially acceptable compared to his heinous remarks.)  After you march, then what?  Are you going to do it again the next day?  And the next?  Are you going to lead fellow idiots to a 24/7 streaming camera screaming “He will not divide us!” like that moron Shia Lebouf?  What was the result of your march?  Nothing after the two minutes of air time on the evening news.  Nobody marched in Denver the next day that I saw.

No, if you want change, walking, pouting, damaging business store fronts, getting arrested, stop public transit, etc., is not going to change anything.  You have to commit to more than feel-good strolls and semi-sexist slogans.

As an aside, I saw two signs that merit discussion.

  1. This pussy grabs back.  The verbiage carries several connotations which are probably not the reaction you seek.  If someone grabs you, will you grab back?  All that does is reciprocate sexual contact with the same.  Probably not your intent.  The other conjures up fantasies about the qualities of that sexual contact.  Also probably not your intent.  While catchy, you invite the very harassment you accuse the President of.
  2. I refuse to accept what I do not respect.  This sign carries thinly veiled threats of physical violence.  You won’t accept Trump.  Got it.  But marching isn’t going to make him go away.  What is next?  Violence?  Are you going to go all Madonna and act on her contemplations of blowing up the White House?  Trump wouldn’t be the only casualty, of course.  But is it guilt by association with you?

Sorry, if you want change you have to do more.  You have to do something to change the hands that hold the reins of power.  Oh wait, that just happened, you don’t like it, and are currently part-way through your tantrum.  How about this?  Get elected yourself.  Write a piece of legislation and get it passed rather than lobbying the courts to get what you want.

But you’re a liberal, so doing actual substantive work is antithetical to you.  So you’ll probably just keep marching your feel good marches, and bitching, thinking you’ve done your part and that the rest of us are evil or stupid they don’t view the world through the same closed-minded straw you do.  Spring is coming Snowflake.  You’re going to melt.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 3.1 Issue 1

A Palestinian terrorist, possible connected to ISIS rams a truck into a crowd of Israeli Soldiers killing 4 and wounding more than 6.  Three of the four killed are women.  Other Soldiers kill the terrorist as he tries to run over more by reversing the course of the truck.  (See, the Israeli Soldiers carry live ammunition with them at all times and thus, can defend themselves as well as halt attacks against them unlike American Soldiers…)

Palestinian media and human rights groups decry the Israeli response as excessive force.  I guess the Israelis should hold off and then use a truck to similarly run over a crowd of Palestinians, maybe a group of shoppers.  But let’s examine their thought process.

They act as though if Israel suddenly moved out or ceased to exist that the violence in the region would simply stop.  Or if Israel would pull back to the 1967 borders and cede back all the land seized that currently assists in their security, that the violence would end.

Uh… the truck attack in Nice, France.  It was a Muslim.  86 killed with over 400 injured.  Were Jews the target?  I doubt it.  None were killed though there were some Jews injured.  I think the target was Western culture and religion.

Berlin attack…12 killed, 56 injured.  Were Jews the target?  I doubt it.  One Jew was killed.  I think the target was Western culture and religion.

Orlando… No known Jewish victims.

San Bernardino…1 Jewish victim.

No Jews being there (or anywhere) are just an excuse.  They will attack us if the day ever comes they can’t attack them.  The feel-good media and human rights groups can hug my root.

 

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.12, Issue 1

Marijuana and the law of unintended consequences.

So, I’ve recently gained the opportunity to observe some of my fellow citizens (and illegals) as we make use of the light rail system in the city.  Here are 2 observations I think noteworthy.

  1. There are a certain number of people who make up a hardened criminal element who simply will not pay to use the service regardless of the consequences.
  2. The legalization of marijuana has a spillover effect that no one (in elected office) anticipated.

 

  1. Every day, guys working for the security service contracted by the light rail check the on-board passengers for valid fare. A one-way local ticket runs only $2.60.  All day is $5.20.  If you are disabled, a minor, or senior, the cost is half that.  If you have valid fare and present it when asked, fine.  If you don’t, the officer has some discretion but the fine from the citation can reach as high as $106.50 depending on the municipality.  He can write you a simple warning if it is your first offense, or he can suspend you from using any RTD service for periods up to a year.  He also can just “convince you” to hop and buy a ticket at the next stop.  The train isn’t going to wait for you, so you’ll have to wait a few minutes (no more than 15) for the next one.

Some officers are hard asses who seemingly live to write citations and exert their authority over the masses.  Others are more easy going, seeking options to resolve the offender’s misdemeanor crime until there aren’t any.  The last group are the most dangerous.  They do not write warnings or tickets, rather rely solely on the possibility of getting the criminal to get off and buy a ticket.  The rookies will often get off and simply get on the next train gambling there won’t be a fare inspector on it, or even if there is, he doesn’t know you just got kicked off the previous train.  The hardened criminal, who has run into the sheep officer before will refuse to get off or provide identification, thus creating an impasse. Call for the police or just walk away and let him get away with it.

Most people who are encountered without fare NEVER buy fare.  They don’t forget nor were they running too late to stop and buy one.  Their intent was and is always to utilize the service without paying for it.  Buying tickets is something everyone else does, not them.  Then when a fare inspector arrives, they play this silly evasion game of moving to the opposite end of the rail car hoping it comes to the next stop before the officer gets to them.  They hop off and move up to the next car.  If the officer also does, they hop off the train and wait for the next one.  If contacted, they do this silly dance while they pat pockets pull out random papers, look through their wallet/purse, sift through the pockets of their back pack–stalling for the train to get to the next stop so they de-board and wait for the next one.

Many times the officer lets them go.  It is called mitigating.  Other times the officer gets off and gets the individual’s ID.  They are looked up by name and date of birth (DOB).  If they are clean (no prior contacts) they should be issued a written warning and let to continue for that trip.  The warning ticket serves as their fare to their destination.  They need a ticket to return, though they likely won’t buy one.  They are officers who simply give verbal warnings.  These are the worst kind as nothing is learned since their was no lesson conveyed other than not buying a ticket works.

The homeless (domically challenged) are often frequent fare violators.  They don’t have a place to live, no job, therefore no money–at least none to spend buying a ticket to ride on the trains.  (They do almost always, however, have cigarettes.)  They often ride heavily laden with several bags and/or bedrolls since they have no place to store their things and leaving them along side the tracks or in a tent will only result in their being stolen by another homeless person.  Typically, a fare inspector will only kick them off the train since, as they are homeless, the courts will simply throw out the violation since there is no address to anchor them to.  Thus, lawlessness is enabled and encouraged.

  1. Colorado made personal purchase and consumption of marijuana legal. Politicians saw only the dollars signs related to their actions from the tax revenues.  What has happened has been a classic example of a spill over or second and third-order effects that was easy to predict if only one thought about it.

Blinded by the flowery promises from out of state funded and founded special interest lobbyists, the feel-good democratically controlled state houses both allowed the issue onto the ballot, then actively endorsed it. The prospect of millions of tax dollars to spend on social programs (like in-state tuition for illegals) was too salivating to ignore.

Pot is often called a “gateway drug” and rightfully so.  It is most frequently abused by the teen.  They start there and sometimes, not always, but often progress to cocaine, heroin, or some other harder drug.  I see many teens and college aged riders who either admit or project the effects of their drug use.  Scabbed faces is the most prevalent.

Legal pot has brought hundreds if not thousands of people to the state so they can “legally” get high.  Pot can be bought in about as many places as Starbucks.  It isn’t as simple as that but those so driven do not care.  One is allowed to smoke in the privacy of their own home; not in public.  But as stated, those looking to get high do not worry about such technicalities.  Now examine the results of not worrying.

I smoke pot in the plaza/pavilion at Union Station because I want to get high regardless of the law.  The police cite me.  Now I have to go to court and pay a fine.  Since I’m hooked on the effects of the weed, I either forget, blow off, or can’t afford to pay the fines and/or go to court.  Now I have a misdemeanor crime record and a FTA (failure to appear) warrant against me which will result in being arrested, not just cited/dined the next time I decide to just light up a joint in public.  Now I’m in jail with no easy means of paying my bail/fine.  I miss work as a result.  My employer quickly grows weary of my attendance issue and fires me.  Now I have a record and no job.  I’m not easily going to find a new job–at least one that has a future.  Without income, I will soon be evicted from the apartment I’m renting either by myself, or with friends who won’t cover my expenses forever.  In short order, I’m homeless, jobless, and penniless, hanging out at Union Station to stay warm on cold December days.  Within 30 minutes, security there will push me along where I’ll resist, and eventually have the police called whereby I’ll be cited for trespassing.  But I still have my habit and need to get high.  Without a job, I resort to stealing.  Either food just to survive, or merchandise that I can fence in order to get my next baggie.

And there, folks, is just one scenario, but I’ve seen it and see it daily.  And it is one reason I hope this winter is the harshest, coldest, most bitter, and longest on record.  That will either drive the idiots to a warmer climate or we’ll find their frozen corpses alongside the train tracks.  They aren’t contributors anyway.  No loss to the collective of humanity.

 

 

 

Sarcastic Sentry, Volume 2.11 Issue 2

Electoral Endangered Species List

Members of the Electoral College in several states have gathered in armed posses and are actively hunting down and killing protesters in their states who are demanding that they change their December 19th vote to Hillary Clinton.  The Electors have all made purchases of evil, scary, black assault rifles with multiple “clips”, finding affordable bargains through private sales and gun shows where sales records are sketchiest. The Electors hope that they can reduce the numbers of protesters to more manageable sizes so that the mental health systems in their states can better handle the influx of patients (and injured).

In reality, many of the average citizens who make up the Electoral College are being continually and aggressively hounded by Hillary supporters.  They are being called hundreds of times and emailed repeatedly.  These liberals want the Electors, some of whom are in states that do not legally bind them to vote as their state’s popular vote went, to change their vote to Hillary so that they can overturn the election outcome.  As many as 4.5 million of these sore losers have signed a petition to do away with the Electoral College altogether and rely solely on a popular voting system.  They can accept their loss and are threatening bodily harm to the Electors and/or members of their families, even threatening to kill them.

Let us pause and analyze that.  These people who come from the party of inclusiveness, diversity, and tolerance are threatening to kill others because their ideology is different from theirs.  I guess the inclusiveness, tolerance and diversity only exist if you think the same way they do.

Who else does that?  Oh, yes.  Muslim Islamic Radical Terrorist do.  They convert you to Islam or kill you.  Either way they go to heaven.

What an interesting parallel.

Obama refuses to go away quietly

B. Hussein says that he intends to speak up against Trump and his policies if they go against “our ideals”. Bullshit. He means HIS ideals.  That means he’ll pipe of all the time.  He can’t help but talk about himself.  Examples:

In a speech nominating Hillary:  119 times.

12-minute speech in Oregon about shootings:  28

40 minute speech about using executive actions:  199

Speech about the Dallas cop killings:  45

He is a perfect narcissist.

George W Bush kept his mouth shut about how B. Hussein governed and ole’ Barry thanked him for it.  But he is not going to practice the tie honored tradition of not criticizing a sitting president.

I expect we’ll hear from him soon and frequently.  After all, the media are all on his side.  They will be asking him daily for his insight on this decision, that nomination, or that policy/law.  B. Hussein made no bones about bashing Trump during the campaign and wasn’t especially kind on his final world apology tour.

The election may be over, but the whining over the outcome has just begun.

 

These spoiled kids

Many of the millennial crowd are outraged and despondent at Trump’s election.  Apparently they wanted to criminal to win over the sexist.

There are signs at all of the protests saying “#Not my President”.  Apparently having the twitter hashtag in front of your political position makes it more important and proves your seriousness about the issue.

My first question to them is, “Then, who IS your president?”  This usually gets rolled eyes and a puff of exhaled air, but rarely a name.  “No really.  Who?  Hugo Chavez?  Che’ Guevara? Did you even vote?  If you didn’t, shut the fuck up.”

Theirs is a losing argument but you can’t argue logic and facts on a petulant child in full temper tantrum mode.

See, in this country, we’ve used the Electoral College to elect our president and vice president.  It was established in Article 2 of the Constitution.  The twelfth amendment spells out that the electors case votes for president and vice president.  All states but Nebraska and Maine are “winner take all”.  The number of electors is based on the number of representatives and senators for each state plus 3 for the District of Columbia.  They typically pledge their vote for the candidate that wins the popular vote in their state though they are not legally bound to.

So, if you want to eliminate the Electoral College, it require one of two things:

  1. A Constitutional Amendment nullifying that portion of the 12th Amendment.
  2. A revolution whereby we rid the country of the entire Constitution.

 

Which one of these do these idiots want?

It has already come out that of those arrested for the violent protests in Oregon, most were not even registered to vote in Oregon and of those that were many did not vote anyway.  So, see my comment above about what to do if you didn’t vote.  These intellectual children are fine with the voting system in place as long as their candidate wins.  If they don’t I’m going to stamp my feet and pout until I get my way.  Else I’m going to riot and burn things down.  And as expected, shortly after the demonstrations started it was no longer about Trump and devolved into an anti-police riot.

This election was for many of them, their first exposure to real world losing.  Their first taste of adult reality.  All their lives they’ve been sheltered from harm, criticism, and losing by helicopter parents.  Everybody got a participation ribbon.  No one got winners trophies.  Wins and losses were not counted.  Now, they are on their own and finding out that other people have a say in what happens on the world stage.  And they are not equipped to handle it.

The voting class of this election is aging.  Eventually this generation will figure it out.  It’s the future of the country.  I’m glad I’m 5/8 dead.  I won’t have long to deal with it.

Congressman Keeps His Blinders On.

Illinois Congressman Danny Davis experienced first hand the violence that is the norm in Chicago.  His 14 year old grandson was murdered in his home by two other teens (17 and 15) in a dispute of gym shoes.

The 11-term (that’s 22 damn years) Democrat stated, “I grieve for my family and I grieve for the family of the young man who pulled the trigger.”

The boy was shot in the head.

The incident, rather than anger the Congressman and fuel his motivation to crack down on the unfettered crime in the city, reaffirmed his stance that the fault lies with the gun, the education system, and the criminal justice system, rather than the animal who killed his own blood kin.  Davis blames the poor quality in education, the lack of after school programs for the youth and that the current judicial system is not an effective deterrent.

He may actually have something in that last piece.  It is too lax.  Convicted criminals stay alive far too long after being rightfully proven guilty in a court of law.  Yes, kill the criminal quicker and you’ll find fewer people wanting to go to prison for murder.  Instead we let the create their own hierarchical ladder in prison where it pays to be more violent.

If the loss of his own grandson does not shine the light onto the real problem, it is a willing choice of his to remain stumbling in the dark.  The only way he’ll see the light is likely to be when the muzzle flash from a criminal’s gun flashes in his own eyes.  Being in Chicago, that is entirely possible.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.11, Issue 1

Iran captures and imprisons more Americans mere days after being paid to release previous batch.

Americans visiting the Islamic State of Iran will have to stop by an obscure office offshoot of the TSA before boarding their plane.  There, they will have a procedure to subcutaneously inject a small GPS transmitter.  This is to better enable the Iranian Revolutionary Guard to find the Americans and take them into custody for crimes against the state.  The transmitters are supplied by the Iranians and the frequencies used are blocked to the Americans, particularly the NSA so that once in Iran, they cannot be tracked by friendly government forces for later rescue.

This is a precondition for travel to Iran and was negotiated by Secretary of State John Kerry, who, in case you did not know, served in Vietnam.  This stipulation was part of the ransom recently paid to the Iranians in order to have the previous collection of hostages released to the tune of $100 million each.

Oh, and the procedure is paid for by the traveler and is not covered by any provisions of Obamacare.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch Pleads the Fifth

The highest law officer in the land pleaded the Fifth Amendment during an investigation by Congress into the Iranian Ransom case.  She was sent a list of questions by prosecutors and declined to answer them fully, stated they had previously been answered, or ignored the question.  The top cop in the land evades questions during an investigation about the biggest ransom for hostages crisis since Reagan was accused of selling arms for hostages.

In other news, Monopoly “get out of jail free” cards were issued to all senior Cabinet officials and their staff so they could continue to govern the “most transparent” administration in the world.

Right…the most transparently corrupt,, that is.

And the media yawns.

Trump wins the Presidency.

In the final weeks of this election cycle the main themes were character related against both candidates.  Trump was on tape making “vulgar remarks” about specific women and women in general.  He used the word “pussy”.  And suddenly this is beyond the pale of acceptability.  Excuse me, but a poll just came out suggesting that women say the word “fuck” more than men do.  (In general–not more than I do.)

The media were all up in arms, their liberals whining lapdogs too, about the things he SAID.  They turned a blind eye to the things Clinton DID.

She denied increased security apparatuses in Benghazi that resulted in 4 Americans dying.  She used a private, unsecured server to send and receive classified emails about the nation’s foreign policy.  She took money from countries that do far worse things to women than say “pussy”.  She sold access to herself and her rapist husband in order to enrich themselves through their money laundering scheme also known as the Clinton Foundation.  She used her non-clearance holding Filipino house maid to print classified documents.  There are untold corpses in he political wake.  She was kicked off the Nixon investigation team for unethical behavior.

But we’re worried about Trump saying the word “pussy”.  I’ll tell you what.  You show me a man who has never used that word, and I’ll show you a woman.

Okay, Donald, you proved every pundit wrong.  You’ve poked the eye of the establishment and proved them wrong.  Our nation just got a four year reprieve.  You have the house and Senate, too.  Don’t neglect that contract you made with us.  Else, the lot of you will be booted out and the Republican party will die a pancreatic cancer death.