Sarcastic Sentry, Volume 2.11 Issue 2

Electoral Endangered Species List

Members of the Electoral College in several states have gathered in armed posses and are actively hunting down and killing protesters in their states who are demanding that they change their December 19th vote to Hillary Clinton.  The Electors have all made purchases of evil, scary, black assault rifles with multiple “clips”, finding affordable bargains through private sales and gun shows where sales records are sketchiest. The Electors hope that they can reduce the numbers of protesters to more manageable sizes so that the mental health systems in their states can better handle the influx of patients (and injured).

In reality, many of the average citizens who make up the Electoral College are being continually and aggressively hounded by Hillary supporters.  They are being called hundreds of times and emailed repeatedly.  These liberals want the Electors, some of whom are in states that do not legally bind them to vote as their state’s popular vote went, to change their vote to Hillary so that they can overturn the election outcome.  As many as 4.5 million of these sore losers have signed a petition to do away with the Electoral College altogether and rely solely on a popular voting system.  They can accept their loss and are threatening bodily harm to the Electors and/or members of their families, even threatening to kill them.

Let us pause and analyze that.  These people who come from the party of inclusiveness, diversity, and tolerance are threatening to kill others because their ideology is different from theirs.  I guess the inclusiveness, tolerance and diversity only exist if you think the same way they do.

Who else does that?  Oh, yes.  Muslim Islamic Radical Terrorist do.  They convert you to Islam or kill you.  Either way they go to heaven.

What an interesting parallel.

Obama refuses to go away quietly

B. Hussein says that he intends to speak up against Trump and his policies if they go against “our ideals”. Bullshit. He means HIS ideals.  That means he’ll pipe of all the time.  He can’t help but talk about himself.  Examples:

In a speech nominating Hillary:  119 times.

12-minute speech in Oregon about shootings:  28

40 minute speech about using executive actions:  199

Speech about the Dallas cop killings:  45

He is a perfect narcissist.

George W Bush kept his mouth shut about how B. Hussein governed and ole’ Barry thanked him for it.  But he is not going to practice the tie honored tradition of not criticizing a sitting president.

I expect we’ll hear from him soon and frequently.  After all, the media are all on his side.  They will be asking him daily for his insight on this decision, that nomination, or that policy/law.  B. Hussein made no bones about bashing Trump during the campaign and wasn’t especially kind on his final world apology tour.

The election may be over, but the whining over the outcome has just begun.

 

These spoiled kids

Many of the millennial crowd are outraged and despondent at Trump’s election.  Apparently they wanted to criminal to win over the sexist.

There are signs at all of the protests saying “#Not my President”.  Apparently having the twitter hashtag in front of your political position makes it more important and proves your seriousness about the issue.

My first question to them is, “Then, who IS your president?”  This usually gets rolled eyes and a puff of exhaled air, but rarely a name.  “No really.  Who?  Hugo Chavez?  Che’ Guevara? Did you even vote?  If you didn’t, shut the fuck up.”

Theirs is a losing argument but you can’t argue logic and facts on a petulant child in full temper tantrum mode.

See, in this country, we’ve used the Electoral College to elect our president and vice president.  It was established in Article 2 of the Constitution.  The twelfth amendment spells out that the electors case votes for president and vice president.  All states but Nebraska and Maine are “winner take all”.  The number of electors is based on the number of representatives and senators for each state plus 3 for the District of Columbia.  They typically pledge their vote for the candidate that wins the popular vote in their state though they are not legally bound to.

So, if you want to eliminate the Electoral College, it require one of two things:

  1. A Constitutional Amendment nullifying that portion of the 12th Amendment.
  2. A revolution whereby we rid the country of the entire Constitution.

 

Which one of these do these idiots want?

It has already come out that of those arrested for the violent protests in Oregon, most were not even registered to vote in Oregon and of those that were many did not vote anyway.  So, see my comment above about what to do if you didn’t vote.  These intellectual children are fine with the voting system in place as long as their candidate wins.  If they don’t I’m going to stamp my feet and pout until I get my way.  Else I’m going to riot and burn things down.  And as expected, shortly after the demonstrations started it was no longer about Trump and devolved into an anti-police riot.

This election was for many of them, their first exposure to real world losing.  Their first taste of adult reality.  All their lives they’ve been sheltered from harm, criticism, and losing by helicopter parents.  Everybody got a participation ribbon.  No one got winners trophies.  Wins and losses were not counted.  Now, they are on their own and finding out that other people have a say in what happens on the world stage.  And they are not equipped to handle it.

The voting class of this election is aging.  Eventually this generation will figure it out.  It’s the future of the country.  I’m glad I’m 5/8 dead.  I won’t have long to deal with it.

Congressman Keeps His Blinders On.

Illinois Congressman Danny Davis experienced first hand the violence that is the norm in Chicago.  His 14 year old grandson was murdered in his home by two other teens (17 and 15) in a dispute of gym shoes.

The 11-term (that’s 22 damn years) Democrat stated, “I grieve for my family and I grieve for the family of the young man who pulled the trigger.”

The boy was shot in the head.

The incident, rather than anger the Congressman and fuel his motivation to crack down on the unfettered crime in the city, reaffirmed his stance that the fault lies with the gun, the education system, and the criminal justice system, rather than the animal who killed his own blood kin.  Davis blames the poor quality in education, the lack of after school programs for the youth and that the current judicial system is not an effective deterrent.

He may actually have something in that last piece.  It is too lax.  Convicted criminals stay alive far too long after being rightfully proven guilty in a court of law.  Yes, kill the criminal quicker and you’ll find fewer people wanting to go to prison for murder.  Instead we let the create their own hierarchical ladder in prison where it pays to be more violent.

If the loss of his own grandson does not shine the light onto the real problem, it is a willing choice of his to remain stumbling in the dark.  The only way he’ll see the light is likely to be when the muzzle flash from a criminal’s gun flashes in his own eyes.  Being in Chicago, that is entirely possible.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.11, Issue 1

Iran captures and imprisons more Americans mere days after being paid to release previous batch.

Americans visiting the Islamic State of Iran will have to stop by an obscure office offshoot of the TSA before boarding their plane.  There, they will have a procedure to subcutaneously inject a small GPS transmitter.  This is to better enable the Iranian Revolutionary Guard to find the Americans and take them into custody for crimes against the state.  The transmitters are supplied by the Iranians and the frequencies used are blocked to the Americans, particularly the NSA so that once in Iran, they cannot be tracked by friendly government forces for later rescue.

This is a precondition for travel to Iran and was negotiated by Secretary of State John Kerry, who, in case you did not know, served in Vietnam.  This stipulation was part of the ransom recently paid to the Iranians in order to have the previous collection of hostages released to the tune of $100 million each.

Oh, and the procedure is paid for by the traveler and is not covered by any provisions of Obamacare.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch Pleads the Fifth

The highest law officer in the land pleaded the Fifth Amendment during an investigation by Congress into the Iranian Ransom case.  She was sent a list of questions by prosecutors and declined to answer them fully, stated they had previously been answered, or ignored the question.  The top cop in the land evades questions during an investigation about the biggest ransom for hostages crisis since Reagan was accused of selling arms for hostages.

In other news, Monopoly “get out of jail free” cards were issued to all senior Cabinet officials and their staff so they could continue to govern the “most transparent” administration in the world.

Right…the most transparently corrupt,, that is.

And the media yawns.

Trump wins the Presidency.

In the final weeks of this election cycle the main themes were character related against both candidates.  Trump was on tape making “vulgar remarks” about specific women and women in general.  He used the word “pussy”.  And suddenly this is beyond the pale of acceptability.  Excuse me, but a poll just came out suggesting that women say the word “fuck” more than men do.  (In general–not more than I do.)

The media were all up in arms, their liberals whining lapdogs too, about the things he SAID.  They turned a blind eye to the things Clinton DID.

She denied increased security apparatuses in Benghazi that resulted in 4 Americans dying.  She used a private, unsecured server to send and receive classified emails about the nation’s foreign policy.  She took money from countries that do far worse things to women than say “pussy”.  She sold access to herself and her rapist husband in order to enrich themselves through their money laundering scheme also known as the Clinton Foundation.  She used her non-clearance holding Filipino house maid to print classified documents.  There are untold corpses in he political wake.  She was kicked off the Nixon investigation team for unethical behavior.

But we’re worried about Trump saying the word “pussy”.  I’ll tell you what.  You show me a man who has never used that word, and I’ll show you a woman.

Okay, Donald, you proved every pundit wrong.  You’ve poked the eye of the establishment and proved them wrong.  Our nation just got a four year reprieve.  You have the house and Senate, too.  Don’t neglect that contract you made with us.  Else, the lot of you will be booted out and the Republican party will die a pancreatic cancer death.