Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.4, Issue 2

Senator McCain explains the depth of his butt hurt and inadvertently reveals who he really is.

The sometimes tough on illegal immigration (usually around election time against a viable competitor, the Senator from Arizona whined to the press (again) that he has yet to meet the President since his being elected over two months ago.  As though that task should somehow highlight the President’s to-do list…  McCain made his complaint naturally, while he was out of the country—again.  He complained that Trump needs to do some outreach.

“Do some outreach.  Get to know some of the Democratic leaders.  You can find common ground.”

Note he left out “Republican”.  McCain is a closet Democrat at worst, a RINO at best.

It is clear that Trump and McCain are not now nor ever will be Facebook friends.  But really.  Why should Trump reach out to this buffoon?  McCain is busy running a shadow government along with Obama, from foreign soil no less.

McCain even agrees with Nancy Pelosi in the establishment of a select committee to investigate the spying on the presidential elections, Trump campaign communications, professing his displeasure and lack of confidence in Chairman Devin Nunes.

McCain in the press and (foreign press):

2/10/17—Dictators Get Started By Suppressing the Free Press

2/17/17—Administration is in Disarray

2/20/17—McCain compares Trump to a Dictator to Meet The Press

2/20/17–Sen. John McCain was recently punked by Russian pranksters pretending to be Ukrainian Prime Minister Volodymyr Groysman

The guy is sore at having run and lost.  He also isn’t the favorite child of Trump.  Trump doesn’t have him on speed dial.  And McCain doesn’t like it.

Hey, John!  Shut up and work on the illegal immigration problem over running your state.  Remember this?

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2010/aug/31/signs-in-arizona-warn-of-smuggler-dangers/

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Sarcastic Sentry Volume 2.4, Issue 1

It seems that for celebrity women, Donald Trump being elected is some times a blessing or blessed curse.

Barbara Streisand (yes, she’s still alive and living in a different century than us) claims that Donald Trump being President has caused her to gain weight.  His tweets utterly force her like a Pavlovian trained dog (snicker here allowed) to gorge herself on maple syrup slathered pancakes.  She simply can’t stop eating because he exists and exists in the White House.

But she has a plan.  She’s having her cleaning, cooking, and personal assistant staff all do more workouts in order for her to drop 75-100 pounds by summer.  She isn’t doing the lifting or sweating herself.  Oh no.  Babs, doesn’t do manual anything.  The only increased activity for her is the pace at which her mandibles work downing batter.  She’s hoping for a metabolic increase that way

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On the other end of the spectrum, the homey and wholly unattractive Lena Dunham claims that the Donald being President is causing her to LOSE weight.  She does claim though, that the drop in weight has had an adverse impact on her sex life.  To her, when she was the rotund bitch it was raining men.  Now that she has dropped some of her chins and folds of flesh, men don’t seem to find her as appealing. At 135 pounds, she gets no pole.  But at 190 pounds, men flocked to her sweaty folds.

Left unsaid is that the men who find her even remotely attractive are the types who get turned down at speed dating, match.com, even match maker efforts by their overbearing mothers.  These men seemingly gravitate towards the “Jabba the Hut” variety anyway and at 190 she’d both fall for the box of chocolates bait as well as not be able to run from the sprung trap.  Hey, Lena!  You’re just a complaining bitch.  Men, find this unattractive.

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Common feature to these unwanted twats?  The blame something utterly unconnected to nor responsible for their plight.  Victimology is a religion to these types.  Leftist ideology is their scripture.  So vile is Trump to their narrow minded view on the world, and so self absorbed are they in their righteousness that they (again) find something, ANYTHING (preferably a conservative white male) to blame for their own inadequacies, weaknesses, and faults.

Who is surprised?