Sarcastic Sentry Volume 3.4, Issue 3

Sloan’s Slaughter Part one

Tim Sloan resigned as CEO of Wells Fargo Bank. Senator Elizabeth “Pochohantas” Warren, hypocrite and bigoted Democratic 2020 Presidential candidate tweeted “About damn time.”

Wells Fargo has had a rough 3 years and deservedly so. Opening factitious accounts in people’s name is a criminal act. It is called fraud. Keep those four words in mind.

Warren is not happy with just Sloan’s resignation. She wants another pound of flesh.

“By the way, getting fired shouldn’t be the end of the story for Tim Sloan. (He resigned, you idiot.) He should be investigated by the SEC and DOJ. If he is guilty of any crimes, he should be put in jail like anyone else”, Warren tweeted.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/politics/elizabeth-warren-on-wells-fargo-ceos-resignation-about-dam-time.amp

Indeed, fraud is a crime and should be punished. Sort of like, I don’t know, fraudulently getting your kid accepted into an Ivy League school by forging their credentials or bribing an admissions consultant. Or like telling a college you are Native American to gain employment, promotions, tenure, and high salaries, while spring boarding a false narrative into becoming a Senator, when you aren’t a measurable shred Indian.

As I grew up, my father told me I was part Irish and part Cherokee. He believed a great grandmother was part Cherokee. Since we could tell self-deprecating ethnic jokes back then, I used to say to people that the combination only meant I could sneak up on you and start a bar fight.

Then I joined Ancestry.com and had my saliva tested for regional ethnicity. I learned my Native American heritage is zero. Not one drop of (fire water) blood flows through my veins. So much for a good joke.

But during that time, I never once attempted to leverage it into gainful employment, perks, or privilege. There is that old saying about people living in glass houses. But that is too mild and tame for the Senator Squaw. Chickens coming hoe to roost doesn’t quite nail it either. When I said hypocritical bigot before, we’re getting warm.

No, Warren embodies the elitist worst of all our politicians. Do as I say, not as I do. 8 words, all mono-syballic, but they encapsulate her perfectly. Her ideology makes her better than you. She HAD to lie about her heritage to get where she is. But she did it to make life better for you! It wasn’t a selfish act. She was sacrificing to get to where she could dictate to you how to live your life. How very kind of her.

But I’ll pass. Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.

Sarcastic Sentry Volume 3.4, Issue 2

I love it when I’m right. But I still have a bad taste in my mouth.

I said back in February of 2018 that John RINO McCain was one of the starting points for the Trump dossier that started the last two years of governmental stagnation.

The FBI were given the dossier by none other than John McCain, the closest thing to a Democrat carrying an R behind his name, as well as a proven traitor.

http://writeofcenter.net/?m=201802

Lo and behold:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/court-files-reveal-role-of-mccain-aide-in-spreading-anti-trump-dossier

Newly unsealed court filings show how the late Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and an associate shared with the FBI and a host of media outlets the unverified dossier that alleged the Russians had compromising information on now-President Trump.

In a newly unsealed declaration from September, former senior counterintelligence FBI agent Bill Priestap confirmed that the FBI received a copy of the first 33 pages of the dossier in December 2016 from McCain.

 

Granted, the article states that a McCain aide was instrumental in the passing of this document to the FBI. But how many Senatorial aides do you know would go off the reservation and forward something so powerful without the knowledge and approval of their principal?

So deep was McCain’s hatred of Trump, that he sanctioned this. If this doesn’t prove John McCain was a Democrat in Republican clothing, nothing will. We’ve gone through two YEARS of gridlock and partisan fighting because of that clown. How much could have Trump accomplished if the wheels of government were not chocked because of this useless and pointless investigation?

Collusion. Because, Trump.

Obstruction of justice. Because, Trump.

Treason. Because, Trump.

I will never recant. I will never backtrack. I will not change my mind. McCain was the traitor. Twice.

Sarcastic Sentry, Volume 3.4, Issue 1

County fair officials in Alabama are scrambling after receiving complaints that a vendor is selling an offensive product in full view of children and other impressionable citizens. The complaints revolve around a cotton candy vendor and how the shape and visual effects of the candy conjure up painful images of shirtless and whip-lashed slaves toiling in the hot, sun-baked cotton fields of the south.

Sarcasm? You bet. But take this example of real life hyper sensitivity.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/community-residents-outraged-over-40-ounce-water-bottle-packaging-its-offensive

Yes, an activist group “working with at-risk youth” (cause it is all about the kids, right?) are complaining about the shape of a water bottle being marketed. It is, after all a 40-ounce bottle, and the whiners complainants say that the bottle is intentionally shaped like a beer 40-ounce bottle, also known as a bomber. The group feels the shape of the bottle perpetuates negative stereotypes about black communities, as well as has the potential to promote alcoholism among children.

“That history is of high alcohol content, cheap liquors that were sold and heavily promoted through rap music and all kinds of marketing and entertainment,” community member Christine Gilliam told Yahoo Lifestyle. “It is a big part of the demise of a community that already feels it’s under attack. So that, in turn, leads to alcoholism. But their behavior is emulating that of these people that are consuming alcohol. And it’s like a precursor.”

“Ounce Water sets a daily goal to consume 80 ounces of water, so we provide 20 [ounce] and 40 [ounce] bottles to make that math simple,” McDermott told Yahoo Lifestyle. “The design of our bottle is an old-school nod, and is meant to take something that once was part of poisoning people (malt liquor) and instead fill your bottle with health and life. We are taking a negative and turning it into a positive, and we don’t market the shape of our bottle, strictly market the math and hydration benefits.”

The community, however, has argued the packaging is “detrimental” and “traumatizing.”

“We get the water, we get the count of the ounces, but we don’t like the packaging — it’s offensive,” Gilliam said.

There it is, the magic “o-word”. It’s offensive. To this person, or that small group of leftists. Therefore, whatever it is must be abolished or changed regardless of the nobility of intent, or effectiveness of result. I don’t like it. I think it is offensive to people who don’t think so, and don’t care or use the product anyway. But because I make enough noise, you will retool your plant, or the retail outlets will be pressured to not sell your product. You will do as we want or we will boycott you.

Here’s the inconvenient part that the activist group and Christine don’t want you to know or acknowledge.

It isn’t just those under privileged, vulnerable black folk who have marketed for them, bombers. Sure, the stereotype has blacks drinking Colt 45, Olde English 800, or Steel Reserve. Unfortunately, Bud Ice, Pabst, Milwaukee’s Best, Little Kings (a Cincinnati favorite of mine) and Rainier, even Coors and Miller are sold in 40s. So it isn’t just a black thing. It’s a YOU thing. You think that the shape of the bottle should be offensive to minorities, therefore it must be.

So fragile are they in their place in the world. So fortunate are they that you exist to pervert some ethnocentric perception with your presumptive arrogance so that you can speak for them and become their unneeded or wanted protectorate. Get over yourself. Go find a productive job. At the very least, shut the hell up.

This is just another in a long, endless list of examples whereby we see people rising each morning physically straining themselves to find something to be offended over. Once they find it, I can picture them actually smiling in euphoria as those bathing in the rush of the high brought on by their shot of outrage kicking in.

I recently received and read the latest Imprimis, the reader distributed by Hillsdale College, Volume 48, Number 2. In it, Roger Kimball states that at Yale University (Yale!) they recently formed two committees. The Committee to Establish Principles on Renaming, and a Committee on Art in Public Spaces. In the first committee, people scour the college grounds looking for something, anything that has a politically incorrect name. The second group monitors works of art or other images on campus making sure that none of the current favored groups (Muslims, usually) is offended.

There are two more examples of people spending the hours of their day frantically in search of something that a non-white, Christian group would find offensive. They then bring all forces to bear to have the blight cleansed.

Consider this. An infinitesimally small group of George Washington University students (538 of over 26,000, or two tenths of one percent) signed a petition calling for the name of the school mascot be changed. See, the George Washington looking life-sized muppet, is known as a Colonial. Anything doing with the Colonials or colonists is automatically bad and must be purged.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/george-washington-university-students-push-to-do-away-with-extremely-offensive-colonials-nickname

“The name Colonials is being stripped of its own historical meaning and wrongly treated as synonymous with ‘colonialism,” said George Washington law professor Jonathan Turley. “Not only were the colonials not a manifestation or celebration of colonialism, they were the very symbol of resistance to colonialism. They fought the British Empire to secure self-rule. In doing so, they defeated the greatest world power of its time. They are, he said, by definition the antithesis of colonialism.”

Alternative monikers that have been bandied about include “Hippos,” “Riverhorses” and “Revolutionaries.”

I can’t see them using “Hippos” with the implied fat shaming the image conjures. And if they change it to “Revolutionaries”, won’t George have to be swapped out for Che Guevara?

Amy Martin, a student government senator who sponsored the resolution to change the name, called the term “extremely offensive.”

Ding, ding, ding! There it is again. Amy feels that other people should be offended by her interpretation of “Colonials” and thus, she is going to force others to bend their will to her way.

“A ‘Colonial’ is an actor of colonialism,” she said. “Even when we hear people say colonials are just people who lived in colonies, we have to consider how those colonies were set up and who lived there before [and] who was kicked out so the colonists could move in.”

Those dastardly colonists displaced peace-loving natives from their land. Therefore NOTHING they accomplished in the decades and centuries following matters. No doubt, ole’ Amy is a northeastern white chick who hates the success her father amassed managing a group of under privileged immigrants. She probably showers only weekly and refuses to shave her armpits in solidarity with the working class of some third world, uh, well, armpit.

But she has managed to get a position of “prominence” on a school advisory board or Senate of some sort. And, by God, or Allah, as the case probably is, she is going to make her mark there as her degree in women’s studies is not going to be so marketable in the world AOC has planned for all of us.

It seems to be a wheel, and a small wheel at that. Roger Kimball described it as “a vocal minority, claiming victim status, demands the destruction, removal, or concealment of some object of which they disapprove.” These people do not consider a day complete until they find something that “should be” offensive to some minority group and feel it their personal mission (not a holy one, of course) to foist their vision of righteousness and social justice on the rest of us. Even when the group they proclaim to be fighting for feels no slight or takes no offense. The fact is, they should. They just don’t know they should.

Until these people are fought openly and vibrantly, they will continue. I look forward to doing my continued part.